accessories that double as weapons are just better.

badass bullet case baubles.

I rather enjoy looking like the accident child of a lumberjack and a hobo

I want a fist full of these bad boys.

Bitchin’ tote bags

because even my groceries are hardcore.

HEY TUMBLR!

yeah tumblr I’m fucking talking to you! see that up there? that’s my face right now. thanks for the epic dashsplosion!

anyways, remember this post? http://tuffcutstv.tumblr.com/post/14939521065/one-does-not-simply-walk-into-mordor-one-bashes of course you do, you’re still reblogging it and begging me to tell you who made these badass garments. That would be one Nicholas K. He made most of them anyways. here’s two more pics of his coat porn so you can continue to hump your monitors vigorously. The shopping section of his site is down right now but keep checking back http://nicholask.com/ . I posted about that before but I deleted it since this is supposed to be a music blog and all.

BTW ladies, if one of you lands these and I don’t see orcs getting dusted and elven princes being rescued left, right and center, I will be very fucking upset. Take it easy, crack a beer for me and have a nice night.

one does not simply walk into mordor

one bashes that fucking gate down using nothing but her head, wipes the floor with some orcs, victory prances in and finishes off a days work by claiming Legolas as her trophy elf.

in other words, have some badass hoodies reminiscent of LOTR. 

Wana know where to get them? read this doods: http://tuffcutstv.tumblr.com/post/14958816940/hey-tumblr-yeah-tumblr-im-fucking-talking-to

nicholas k, you owe me so much money.

Get your boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other of any nature to hold your hat while you hit the pit. Or if you’re one of those single or excessively independent brands of people you can shove it in your pants. Either way, don’t lose that shit, mosh pits eat personal artifacts

These boots were made for smashing faces, having beer spilt on them and for putting your foot up someone’s ass if necessary